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2 arrests in possibly fatal attack on S.F. private eye Jack Palladino — who helped solve his own case - San Francisco Chronicle

Robinhood to continue trading limits on Monday, customers can still only buy one GameStop share - CNBC

Exxon and Chevron discussed merging to former second-largest oil company: report - Business Insider - Business Insider

Maine company successfully launches prototype rocket - The Associated Press

Aaron Rodgers confirms he was spotted riding in the back of pickup truck, flashing case of beer - Fox News

McConnell adviser says GOP should cut ties with Marjorie Taylor Greene to make her ‘most useless congressperson’

Biden news - live: Texas threatens to sue president over climate change plan, as GOP stalls Covid bill push

Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi 'detained by military', NLD party says

Biden more likely to bypass Republicans on Covid stimulus aid after lowball offer

Proud Boy who led the storming of the Capitol had manuals for homemade guns, bombs, and poisons on his computer, feds say

Trump names two new lawyers for impeachment trial a day after his defense team collapsed - CNN

Daw Aung San Suu Kyi Detained in Myanmar Amid Coup Fears - The New York Times

After Trump's election loss, Republicans race to tighten voting laws - Business Insider - Business Insider

Anti-vax protest at Dodger Stadium vaccination site draws outrage - Los Angeles Times

Anti-vaccine protesters temporarily shut down vaccine site - WGHP FOX 8 Greensboro

Silver Spikes at the Week’s Open as Reddit Hordes Pile In Again - Yahoo Finance

Reddit traders switch sights to silver after equities attack - Financial Times

A Top 5G Stock to Watch This Earnings Season - The Motley Fool

Amazon’s Ring now reportedly partners with more than 2,000 US police and fire departments - The Verge

An electric race car has lapped Daytona for the first time - Ars Technica

Kelly Dodd Fired by Positive Beverage Following Controversial Comments - Entertainment Tonight

Meghan Markle says Palace is behind decision to change Archie's birth certificate - Page Six

Colorado Rockies trade franchise player, again - Purple Row

Police find student dead while searching for missing cadet

Dodger Stadium vaccination site shut down amid protest - Los Angeles Times

Who Are The Lawyers Defending Trump In His 2nd Impeachment Trial? - NPR

Pentagon halts plan to offer COVID-19 vaccinations to Gitmo detainees, amid backlash - Fox News

Biden team scrambles to find 20m vaccine doses Trump reportedly failed to track - The Guardian

'We need to work together': Manchin blasts Harris' TV hit on Covid relief - POLITICO

Hong Kong official says Joint Declaration gave Britain no rights to city post handover - Yahoo News

A Reddit Army Descends on Hedge Funds Chained by Risk Models - Bloomberg

G.I. Joe’s Fortnite collaboration includes a Snake Eyes skin and action figure - The Verge

Jared Leto Knows Why Hollywood Doesn’t Make Them Like ‘The Little Things’ Anymore - IndieWire

Feleipe Franks' TD pass seals Senior Bowl win for National team; Kellen Mond named MVP - ESPN

Los Angeles Lakers at Boston Celtics odds, picks and prediction - USA TODAY Sportsbook Wire

AOC Owes Ted Cruz an Apology for Saying He Almost Had Her Murdered, Rep. Chip Roy Says

Longtime DB Cooper suspect dies at 94, leaving mystery of daring hijacker unsolved

Illinois mother sues governor after son struggling with pandemic dies by suicide

MTA worker who attended Capitol riot ID'd as Proud Boy, faces conspiracy charge: DOJ - New York Post

FEMA is deploying or supporting vaccination sites in 11 states - NBC News

"I do feel exhausted": Kate Middleton on parenting in the pandemic - CBS News

A Reddit Army Descends on Hedge Funds Chained by Risk Models - Yahoo Finance

Own an iPhone? Apple could owe you £50 in compensation over battery life fallout - Daily Express

New PS5 and Xbox Series X Stock Update Has Bad News Only - ComicBook.com

Inside Machine Gun Kelly's life, career and romance with Megan Fox - Page Six

Senior Bowl 2021: 10 players who made big impressions this week - AL.com

Two hunters dead, a 70-year-old missing. What happened in this Tennessee duck blind?

Storm could produce feet of snow along stretch from California to Maine

Archaeologists to excavate ancient beach at Herculaneum, Roman town destroyed by Vesuvius eruption

‘QAnon Shaman’ says he’s willing to testify in impeachment trial

12-year-old, teens accused in beating of Arlington officer ordered to remain in custody

Pressed on Nursing-Home Deaths, Cuomo Sticks to the Script That Made Him a Media Darling

Maxwell said she grew unhappy with Epstein, newly released 2016 transcript reveals

Major snowstorm to impact Midwest and Northeast

DeSantis is right: Florida doesn’t need Biden’s vaccine plan. His has been a flaming success | Opinion

Canadian couple who got vaccine meant for Indigenous people may face jail time

GOP lawmaker demands AOC apologize to Cruz for tweets

‘She must be Trump’s person’: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s primary opponent blames White House involvement for her win

Atmospheric river storm drenches California, snow piles high

33-year-old Bucks exec. Alex Lasry gets COVID vaccine early - ABC News

Idaho advances constitutional ban on legalizing marijuana in the state | TheHill - The Hill

EU Rows Back on Irish Border Vaccine Curbs After Sparking Anger - Bloomberg

Canada introduces hotel quarantine, suspends Caribbean and Mexico flights - CNN

Dr. Gottlieb says J&J Covid vaccine trial yields very good result and vaccine will aid U.S. pandemic response - CNBC

Johnson & Johnson and Novavax COVID vaccines offer promising results - CBS News

US likely to start COVID-19 vaccination in children by late spring or early summer, Fauci says - KSL.com

Coachella and Stagecoach festivals canceled, again (again) - Los Angeles Times

Olivia Rodrigo Doubles Up on Global Charts as 'All I Want' Joins 'Drivers License' - Billboard

Matthew Stafford trade rumors: Los Angeles Rams exploring options - prideofdetroit.com

Psaki defends Biden's use of executive orders amid criticism

Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio 'once a prolific police informer'

For the newest member of 'the Squad,' investigating the Capitol attack is part of the fight against institutional racism

Blair House guest quarters a temporary home for VP Harris

Pelosi slams Marjorie Taylor Greene's appointment to House Education and Labor Committee: 'What could they be thinking?'

Opposition leader Alexei Navalny says jail term 'blatant lawlessness' designed to intimidate Russians

Texas takes on Biden but Republicans keep distance from AG

Singapore detains 16-year-old over plans to attack mosques

House GOP leader Kevin McCarthy is visiting Trump in Florida, and both parties are apparently giddy

Pelosi blasts GOP leaders for putting Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Education Committee

Biden has reportedly started putting together his federal courts reform commission

‘Few lawsuits breathe more lies than this one’: Lawyers eviscerate Sidney Powell election lawsuit

Analysis: China won't cooperate with Biden until US backs down on South China Sea and human rights

Trump supporting priest ousted after performing exorcisms to try to rid Biden from White House

Ultra-Orthodox unrest threatens Netanyahu re-election hopes

Tens of thousands of Republicans are fleeing from GOP in nationwide exodus after deadly Capitol riots

2 inmates who escaped from Arizona prison on Jan. 23 captured in Coolidge - FOX 10 News Phoenix

Apple (AAPL) Q1 2021 Earnings Call Transcript - Motley Fool