Squidward's Journal

Fauci on CPAC speech: ‘I'm sure that you can get a standing ovation by saying I'm wrong’

EMS employee detained after throwing Molotov cocktails at several CT ambulances - WFSB

Website error allows thousands of ineligible Utahns to book vaccine appointments - KUTV 2News

Report: iPhone 13 to offer 1 TB storage option - 9to5Mac

In Truly Wholesome News, Regé-Jean Page Did In Fact Continue Dan Levy's New "SNL" Tradition - BuzzFeed

Kiernan Shipka Had The Best Response To January Jones' Golden Globes Throwback - HuffPost

First look at Meghan and Harry's astonishing tell-all with Oprah - Page Six

Yankees first baseman Luke Voit continues MLB’s hot mic winning streak - Deadspin

CPAC: Gaetz says media ‘biased’ over Ted Cruz’s Cancun trip and should have focused on ‘caravans’ of migrants instead

As it happened: Donald Trump says he may run for White House again in CPAC speech

The hardhats at the Homestead manhole were men at work on a $30,000 theft, cops say

Letters to the Editor: Republicans cry 'rigged election,' but they're the ones trying to cheat

Ron DeSantis has strongest showing of any potential non-Trump candidate in CPAC 2024 straw poll

Customers are boycotting Trader Joe's after the chain fired an employee who asked the CEO to enhance COVID-19 protections

Far-right Proud Boys leader condemns Capitol rioters but says he 'won't cry' about politicians

Biden is reportedly discussing an infrastructure spending plan in the wake of devastating winter storms

Florida golfer found drowned after searching for lost ball - CNN

Eric Shawn: Mike Pompeo calls Biden Khashoggi release 'reckless,' and 'a political stunt' - Yahoo News

Stock Market Today: Dow, S&P Live Updates for March 1 - Bloomberg

AstraZeneca has sold its stake in Moderna for more than $1 billion: The Times - Reuters

Thanks to Google, you can now schedule text messages on your Android phone - CNET

Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex, seen with kids as golfer recovers from crash - Page Six

Collin Morikawa wins WGC-Workday, joins Tiger Woods on exclusive list - Yahoo Sports

Jonah Hill shares message for ‘kids who don’t take their shirt off at the pool' - TODAY

LeBron James, again told to stick to sports, shuts down soccer star Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s suggestion - Washington Post

Iranian security official accuses U.S. of trying to 'revive' organized terrorism with Syrian airstrikes

U.S. targeted Iran-backed militias with seven 500-pound bombs

Republicans cite ‘public health emergency’ for skipping Covid relief votes while speaking at maskless CPAC

CPAC 2021: Kevin McCarthy says he would bet his own home that Republicans take back the House in 2022

Here’s how Alabama’s U.S. House Representatives voted on President Biden’s $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill - WHNT News 19

At Black History Event, Harris Champions COVID-19 Bill For Its Aid To Black Americans - NPR

Noem slams Covid shutdowns, defends South Dakota's record at CPAC - Politico

After More Than A Week, Dozens Of Kidnapped Nigerian Students Have Been Rescued - NPR

In ‘exceptional discovery,’ archeologists find intact ceremonial chariot near Pompeii - OregonLive

Six million accidental savers 'created by Covid crisis' - BBC News

WHO investigation may have finally found coronavirus patient zero - BGR

No. 7 Baylor Lady Bears extend nation's longest current streak with 11th straight Big 12 title - ESPN

Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State score: Cade Cunningham's career-high 40 points carries Cowboys to wild win in OT - CBS Sports

Husband of Hitler-quoting GOP congresswoman parked his militia-stickered truck outside Capitol Jan. 6

Joe Biden’s Khashoggi sanctions show he is as toothless as Donald Trump when it comes to Saudi Arabia

CPAC is promoting Donald Trump’s big lie of election fraud

CPAC 2021 – live: Roger Stone dances to pro-Trump rap as Kristi Noem and Mike Pompeo woo party faithful

'Impeach' billboard vents fury over Gov. Cuomo nursing home scandal - New York Post

Senior Democrats explore tax largely hitting Fortune 1000 companies not paying $15 an hour - Washington Post

Three WPD officers injured south of downtown Wichita - KSN-TV

LeBron James fires back at Zlatan Ibrahimovic after soccer star's comments on politics - Fox News

Bernie Sanders unveils his Plan B for a $15 minimum wage after Senate parliamentarian setback

Biden administration to open new tent facility in Texas amid surge in migrants at border - Fox News

Security video shows woman dragged down street in California - NBC News

Eviction moratorium struck down by a Trump judge in a poorly reasoned opinion - Vox.com

Why Putin wants Alexei Navalny dead - Vox.com

New 'Pokemon' Games to Arrive Exclusively on Nintendo Switch - Hollywood Reporter

Wanda who? The Scarlet Witch reigns on the penultimate episode of 'WandaVision' - Yahoo Entertainment

Ringside Seat - Can Canelo Alvarez take care of business against long shot Avni Yildirim? - ESPN

In DeSantis vs. Hogan, two competing visions of the GOP for 2024

Democrats decry Biden's airstrikes in Syria as unconstitutional. Republicans praise them as 'proportional.'

Florida mom discovers infant son missing after daycare gives him to stranger

Acting Capitol Police chief: Phone logs show Jan. 6 National Guard approval was delayed

Air Force general worried US won’t field sixth-gen fighter in time to beat China

Beloved Key West regular falls down flight of stairs at bar and dies, police say

Republicans unveil two minimum wage bills in response to Democrats' push

Fact check: CPAC speakers make false claims about the election, the Capitol attack and The Muppets - CNN

Illinois COVID-19 vaccine: Where are you in line? Check here. - Chicago Tribune

Shocking video shows woman dragged by car in Oakland purse theft - SF Gate

Hundreds of Nigerian schoolgirls taken in mass abduction - Associated Press

'A Huge Opportunity': Venezuelan Migrants Welcome Colombia's New Open-Door Policy - NPR

SEC Suspends Trading in 15 Stocks That Got Hyped on Social Media - Yahoo Finance

Ta-Nehisi Coates to Write New Superman Movie for Warner Bros. - Hollywood Reporter

Russell Wilson's trade destinations don't make sense! - Mina Kimes | NFL Live - ESPN

I'm pregnant... should I get the Covid-19 vaccine? - CNN

Rep. Marie Newman displays transgender pride flag after Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene insults daughter with transphobic comments - ABC News

DoorDash stock falls after company drops first earnings report since going public - CNBC

Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Warzone, and Black Ops Cold are too big for the PS4 - Polygon

Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time - Official PS5 Gameplay Trailer | State of Play - IGN

2021 Big Ten Women's Championships: Day Three Finals Live Recap - SwimSwam