Squidward's Journal

Lord Ashcroft’s Daughter-in-Law Charged in Shooting of Belize Cop

California sheriff’s deputy shot, airlifted to hospital during attempted traffic stop - Fox News

Fatal shooting near Johnsons Park - WISN Milwaukee

Frontier Bundles offers $2K to play video games with friend for 21 hours - ABC7 Chicago - WLS-TV

Google Photo users: You may soon have to pay to store your photos, videos - WOODTV.com

Courteney Cox recreates 'Friends' dance routine with Ed Sheeran - CNN

Philadelphia 76ers' Joel Embiid ruled out of Game 4 vs. Wizards with right knee soreness - ESPN

Benjamin Netanyahu's rivals vow to form new government within a week

Partner of Lord Ashcroft’s son held in Belize after police officer shot dead

Woman found naked in Florida storm drain is rescued again!

Tarzan actor Joe Lara, 58, presumed dead in plane crash

China-India clashes: No change a year after Ladakh stand-off

Why electric cars will take over sooner than you think

‘No fears’: Kayaker embarks on a 2,400-mile solo journey from California

UN watchdog: Access to key Iranian data lacking since Feb 23 - The Associated Press

The Taliban Say They’ve Changed. On the Ground, They’re Just as Brutal. - The Wall Street Journal

Bitcoin is headed toward its worst month since 2011; ‘Rich Dad, Poor Dad’ author says that’s ‘great news’ - MarketWatch

Tesla delivers new Model Y without passenger lumbar support, and it’s unclear why - Electrek.co

Fall Guys beans are the perfect height to pat Among Us beans on the head - The Verge

'A Quiet Place Part II' smashes pandemic box office records with $57 million debut - NBC News

Kylie Jenner Is 'Very Happy' with Travis Scott as Pair Spends Holiday with Stormi, 3: Source - Yahoo Entertainment

Courteney Cox And Ed Sheeran Recreate 'Friends' Routine - ET Canada

Lifeless Yankees bring back memories of Horace Clarke in 3-1 loss to Rays | Rapid reaction - NJ.com

Hoagies, Wawa and that funeral spread: The stories told by the food in "Mare of Easttown" - Salon

Jayson Tatum PUTTING KEVIN DURANT ON SKATES - House of Highlights

Republican 9/11 Commission chair warns GOP's Jan. 6 rejection sets a bad precedent

More than 200 bodies found at Indigenous school in Canada

BLM cofounder called for the end of Israel in 2015

Rep. Jamie Raskin: Democrats to 'move forward without the Senate' on Jan. 6 investigation

Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa's Israel bashing continues: 'My wine is older than your apartheid state'

4 killed when family's car plunges into Alabama lake - CBS News

After 215 bodies found at school site, Canada requests flags lowered - 9News.com KUSA

Police hunt heavily armed former soldier in south-west France - The Guardian

Polyester is one of the biggest polluters in fashion — here’s what one CEO wants to do about it - CNBC

What I've Learned in the Past Five Years - CoinDesk - Coindesk

NFL news and rumors: Seahawks, Falcons have had discussions about Julio Jones trade - Niners Nation

Ex-US airline pilot admits lewd act in cockpit mid-flight

Belarusian editor detained amid crackdown on journalists

GOP senators hint they're looking for infrastructure deal

Two dead and more than 20 injured in Florida shooting

Oklahoma teens praised for friendship with student with Down syndrome, as graduation photo goes viral

Macron threatens to withdraw French troops from Mali

U.S. Coast Guard suspends search for 10 missing Cubans - Yahoo News

American, Southwest Airlines Extend Alcohol Suspensions After 'Disturbing' Incidents - HuffPost

Jobs Report Could Be Pivotal for Federal Reserve - The Wall Street Journal

Ed Sheeran, a Total Ross, Staged a Friends Reunion of His Own on Instagram - Vulture

Republican 9/11 Commission chair warns GOP's Jan. 6 rejection sets a bad precedent

Solo Yellowstone hiker came face-to-face with grizzlies before bear attack, park says

Body of hiker missing for 10 days found in Joshua Tree desert, officials say

Samantha Azzopardi: Australia's notorious con artist sentenced for child theft

DOJ asks judge to dismiss lawsuit against Trump for protest crackdown before Bible photo op

Feds say employers can require workers to get COVID vaccine - New York Post

An Arms Race in America: Gun Buying Spiked During the Pandemic. It’s Still Up. - The New York Times

Demonstrators gather outside Nashville hat store that offered 'not vaccinated' yellow Star of David badges - CNN

Google reportedly made it difficult for smartphone users to find privacy settings - The Verge

Amazon devices will soon automatically share your Internet with neighbors - Ars Technica

AirPods 3 release date and redesign just confirmed in new report - Tom's Guide

Economist surprised Trump-era tax break survived Biden budget plan

Parents of kidnapped Belarus student beg Putin: 'Release our daughter'

Opinion: Not a dime's worth of difference between McConnell and McCarthy

More than 200 bodies found at Indigenous school in Canada

‘Tyranny’: Idaho Gov. Brad Little repeals McGeachin’s ban on mask mandates

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene broke out a 'really bad Mexican accent' during a speech in Georgia to mock drug cartels and Democrats

Covid: Vietnam detects new UK-Indian variant, health officials say

Mass grave with remains of 215 children found at Indigenous school in Canada, an 'unthinkable loss' - USA TODAY

A Black death row inmate claims police framed him in quadruple murder. A probe will now reexamine his case. - Washington Post

U.S. monitoring Iranian warships that may be headed to Venezuela - POLITICO

Vice President Kamala Harris under fire for 'disrespectful' tweet - Fox News

Mindy Kaling calls throwback photo of Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc her 'sexual awakening' - Entertainment Weekly News

Idaho cop fired for mocking LeBron James on TikTok

US Air Force to mothball dozens of A-10s, F-15s and F-16s in FY22 budget

Man charged with threatening to kill President Biden

11 Texas Sheriff Workers Are Fired In Death Of Jaquaree Simmons - NPR

A time for abusing: Trump nukes Paul Ryan’s Reaganesque vision for GOP - POLITICO

Biden administration sides with Florida on Canadian drug imports - POLITICO

What Microsoft Officials Know About Russia's Phishing Hack Targeting USAID - NPR

Redesigned AirPods are coming soon, report claims - Ars Technica

Doral police deny giving ‘heavily intoxicated’ Schools Police sergeant favorable treatment

Biden on Republicans who touted the American Rescue Plan after voting against it: ‘Some people have no shame’

NTSB: Pilot error caused fatal helicopter crash in Bahamas

Covid: Biden orders investigation into virus origin as lab leak theory debated

Opinion: Not a dime's worth of difference between McConnell and McCarthy

Airport changes name after years of fighting over 'Orlando'

Former health department employee, Rebekah Jones, granted official whistleblower status

Stocks rise as the economy shows more signs of improvement

New round of stimulus checks going out to Americans, IRS says. Who’s getting one?

Antony Blinken ‘warns Israeli leaders evicting Palestinians from East Jerusalem could spark war’

Check out Kamala Harris' Naval Academy graduation punchline: 'Just ask any Marine today...' - Fox News

Mass grave with 215 Indigenous kids found on former school grounds in Canada - New York Post

FAA questions lead to new halt in deliveries of Boeing plane - ABC St. Louis

World's End Club - Launch Trailer - Nintendo Switch - Nintendo

Author Michael Lewis' teen daughter dead after head-on collision - New York Post

At home, tiki bars and beer caves shielded them from life’s troubles. They were killed at work. - The Washington Post

‘No vaccine!’: Woman arrested for allegedly driving through vaccination site in protest, nearly hitting workers - The Washington Post