Squidward's Journal

Florida withholds funds from Alachua, Broward school districts over mask mandates - The Washington Post

Harris makes rare recess appearance to help pass Afghanistan evacuee bill - POLITICO

An 80-Pound Cougar Is Removed From A New York City Apartment - NPR

In Afghanistan, Qatar's Taliban relations prove crucial after US withdrawal - The Washington Post

Surging COVID-19 cases dampen U.S. consumer confidence, house prices post record gains - Reuters

Google delays its return to office until January. - The New York Times

It’s official! One UI 4 beta is coming to the Galaxy S21 series in September - SamMobile

DaBaby Meets with HIV Awareness Orgs in Wake of Homophobic Comments - TMZ

2021 NFL roster cuts: Patriots reportedly release Cam Newton as Mac Jones wins QB battle - Pats Pulpit

Ohio-based high school football team Bishop Sycamore faces questions about legitimacy - ESPN

New Zealand reports 1st death linked to Pfizer shot

Driver disregards school bus’s stop arm, kills high-school student, Indiana police say

Post-Ida highway collapse kills two, injures up to 10 others - CBS News

These 5 states have less than 10% of ICU beds left as Covid-19 overwhelms hospitals - CNN

The Afghanistan withdrawal is making Europe nervous about US NATO leadership - Vox.com

Ida aftermath: Mississippi highway collapses, 2 killed, at least 10 injured - Fox News

C.1.2 Variant, Most Mutated COVID Strain So Far, Detected in Nine Countries - Newsweek

Here's How Presidents Have Responded To Terrorism - NPR

Two top vaccine regulators to leave U.S. FDA - Reuters

The Apple Watch Series 7 may be delayed due to manufacturing issues - The Verge

Jennifer Lopez accidentally leaves price tag on Dolce & Gabbana cape - Page Six

Marilyn Manson appears on Kanye West’s new album Donda, making a mockery of the idea of ‘cancel culture’ - Louder

Giants roster cuts: Tracking the path to 53 players - Giants Wire

South African scientists say new coronavirus variant has 'concerning' number of mutations | TheHill - The Hill

China bans online gaming for minors except from 8 pm-9 pm Friday to Sunday - Ars Technica

You’ll have to tell Instagram your birthday to keep using the app - The Verge

Apple acquires classical music streaming service Primephonic - Apple Newsroom

The DSLR is fading away. Now what? - CNET

2021 Apple Watch renders give a more realistic preview of the Series 7 design - 9to5Mac

A Woman Testified R. Kelly Raped Her When She Was 17, Days After He’d Married Aaliyah - BuzzFeed News

Why Mets' Thumbs Down Celebration Obviously Misses The Mark - metsmerizedonline.com

Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores, amid Deshaun Watson speculation, says he wants 'high-character' players on his roster - ESPN

Florida woman watched partner beat son to death because she was ‘too eager to be in a relationship’: police

Massive fire threatens Lake Tahoe, more ordered to flee

‘Unruly behavior doesn’t fly.’ Here’s what happened during Miami airport chaos

GOP's Larry Elder looks for shock win in California recall

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul pledges to investigate subway system after 'unprecedented' 5-hour shutdown forced passengers to self-evacuate from tunnels

Giuliani’s Comms Director Resigns as Legal Walls Close In

American University of Afghanistan students attempting to flee could not reach airport: Report

Hurricane Ida traps Louisianans, leaves the grid a shambles - POLITICO

RFK's oldest son condemns possible parole of Sirhan Sirhan - NBC News

Footage shows car used as rocket launcher at Kabul airport - CNN

Dow Jones Turns Positive As Nasdaq, S&P 500 Hit New Highs; 3 Breakout Stocks To Watch - Investor's Business Daily

The Morning After: Our verdict on Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 3 - Engadget

Fossil's New Smartwatch Is Here, but the Timing Is Unfortunate - Gizmodo

‘Candyman’ Wasn’t Available to Stream When It Opened in Theaters. Did That Make a Big Difference? - Variety

Tracking Hurricane Ida | latest warnings, wind speeds - 11Alive

"Pakistan Gave Birth To Taliban To Counter India": Former Afghan Envoy - NDTV

Why claiming Social Security is easier when you're single - USA TODAY

Galaxy Z Fold 3 review: A refined foldable in search of a purpose - CNET

Beyoncé Looked Like A Beautiful Barbie Doll At Jay Z’s 40/40 Club Anniversary Celebration - Yahoo Lifestyle

New York Jets acquire pass-rusher Shaq Lawson from Houston Texans, source says - ESPN Australia

67-year-old Al Roker braves lashing waves for Hurricane Ida forecast and tells doubters 'screw you'

Hostile school board meetings have members calling it quits

U.S., 97 other countries announce deal with Taliban to keep evacuating allies after Aug. 31

Romney, criticizing Trump and Biden, says the US is facing current situation in Afghanistan 'because of terrible decisions made by two administrations'

I live on the road full-time in a 27-foot RV. Here are the 15 things I always buy at Costco.

Hurricane brushes Puerto Vallarta, heads up Mexico coast