Squidward's Journal

Mom Blames Black Student for Insanely Racist Homecoming Proposal

Mick Jagger had a beer at Charlotte’s Thirsty Beaver — and no one noticed, owner says

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner tried to attend a meeting with Queen Elizabeth II but were stymied when there was no room in the president's helicopter for them, book says

Jason Aldean defends his wife, criticizes Joe Biden after critics slam her Instagram post

California Teen on Life Support After Being Shot by School Safety Officer While She Was Driving Away

U.S. Treasury yields dip following bond sell-off - CNBC

Merck to Buy Rare-Disease Firm Acceleron for $11.5 Billion - Yahoo Finance

Samsung’s supposedly canceled Galaxy S21 FE was greenlit by the FCC - SamMobile

Ben Simmons trade guide - The six NBA teams that check all the boxes - ESPN

The Six Pack: Alabama vs. Ole Miss, Arkansas vs. Georgia among best Week 5 college football picks - CBS Sports

Louisiana coroner releases name of baby found dead in lake

Is Matt Nagy the new Adam Gase? Could he ruin Justin Fields?

WATCH: An abortion provider shut down an anti-choice OBGYN for 'spreading medical misinformation' at a House oversight hearing

Manchin offers alternative plans to Democrats' 'fiscal insanity'

Jimmy Kimmel Just Made 1 Of Trump's Biggest Fears Come True

Yellen lends support for effort to remove the debt ceiling altogether - CNBC

A Hospital Hit by Hackers, a Baby in Distress: The Case of the First Alleged Ransomware Death - The Wall Street Journal

Israel steps up counter-terrorism operations in West Bank - The Jerusalem Post

Shakira: Singer attacked by a pair of wild boars - BBC News

Tampa Bay Buccaneers WR Antonio Brown activated from COVID-19 list - ESPN Australia

Will Smith, Megan Fox are praising psychedelics. What medical experts want you to know.

England's Isle of Wight was Isle of Fright, with two big dinosaur predators - Yahoo News

Australian Man's Hand Is 'A Bit Sore' After Attack By Jumping Crocodile - HuffPost

Live Business News: Stock Markets, Vaccine Mandates and Warby Parker - The New York Times

How to find your lost iPhone — even if it’s off - The Verge

St. Louis Cardinals Clinch Playoff Spot With 17th Consecutive Win - The New York Times

Elon Musk says Tesla owners 'don't seem to listen to me' because they ignore an NDA and share lots of videos of the company's 'full self-driving' tech

From paints to plastics, a chemical shortage ignites prices

'Never-ending nightmare': The hospitals where the ICU occupancy stayed high - NBC News

Officials in Wyoming Credit Gabrielle Petito’s Case in Finding Missing Man - The New York Times

Fulton County DA says murder suspects will remain jailed but other defendants could be released - WSB Atlanta

iPhone 13 Pro Max Capable of Faster Charging at Up to 27W Speeds - MacRumors

Big Tech stopped smart speakers from using multiple talking assistants at once - The Washington Post

Shaquille O’Neal says celebrities are ‘out of their minds' and renounces his celebrity status

CDC issues an 'urgent' warning for pregnant people to get vaccinated as new data show pregnancy almost doubles the risk of death from COVID-19

ABC excludes Obama's criticism of 'open borders' from televised portion of interview - Fox News

Ivory-billed woodpecker, more than 20 other species declared extinct by U.S. government - NBC News

Hundreds of Scam Apps Hit Over 10 Million Android Devices - WIRED

Fantasy RB Injury Report Week 4: Christian McCaffrey, Dalvin Cook, and Darrell Henderson - Pro Football Network

Braves move a step closer with big win over Phillies - Talking Chop

Thunderstorms put on dazzling lightning display

White New Hampshire Resident Files Discrimination Suit after Being Denied COVID Shot over Race

Brian Laundrie's family called the police after Dog the Bounty Hunter showed up on their property

FACT FOCUS: AZ election review spurs false claims online

Plane’s parking brake had not been released at time of quadruple-fatal crash in Farmington, NTSB report says

Dozens Of Canadian Miners Evacuate After Being Trapped Underground - NPR

Ford building massive electric vehicle and battery plants with $11.4 billion investment - The Washington Post

The Ring Always Home Cam: how to get an invite - The Verge

Amazon introduces Amazon Glow, an interactive, video calling device for kids and families - TechCrunch

The Rock 'N' Roll Consigliere - nj.com - NJ.com

Accused Georgia spa shooter pleads not guilty to 4 counts of murder

Trump exploded at Melania over her infamous 'I really don't care, do u?' jacket, former top aide says in book

Brian Laundrie manhunt: Tipster sends Dog the Bounty Hunter to Florida campground 75 miles from family home

Man who posted FBI gang chart on social media gets probation

Visitors thrilled by displays, planes at China airshow

Amazon announces Halo View wearable and new Halo services to make you fitter - The Verge

Britney Spears' medication was allegedly increased while filming 'X Factor,' Netflix doc claims - Fox News

Zac Brown Band cancels Syracuse concert; singer tests positive for Covid - syracuse.com

Eli Manning Flips The Double-Bird On 'Monday Night Football' And Apologizes - HuffPost

Fantasy Football Rankings Week 4, 2021: Model that beat experts says start Mike Williams, sit Kyler Murray - CBSSports.com

As daughter sought state license, Noem summoned agency head

How to Lift Your Hair's Roots After Sleeping on a Style

A 25-year-old who had to get a double lung transplant due to COVID-19 said his lungs look like 'chewed up pieces of bubblegum'

Umpire provides explanation for wild play in Cardinals-Cubs

A gangster standing trial for murder was shot dead in a courtroom by 2 rivals disguised as lawyers, say police

The Galaxy Note is back, it’s just going to be called the “Galaxy S22 Ultra” - Ars Technica

Save $150 on a MacBook Pro with M1 processor - The Verge

Cheryl Burke tests positive for COVID-19, steps back from 'DWTS' amid 10-day quarantine - Yahoo Entertainment

Machine Gun Kelly Punches Fan After Getting Booed at Louder Than Life Festival - Loudwire

Whoops! Yankees’ Giancarlo Stanton hurts Gleyber Torres in ‘hype’ celebration - NJ.com

‘It’s a Nightmare’: Teen Wrestling Champ Gunned Down While Sitting in Her Car

John Hinkcley Jr. released unconditionally

Florida man accused of killing girlfriend, attacking deputy

Daniel Craig said he accidentally broke Dave Bautista's nose in 'Spectre' fight scene - and then ran away

Rebel Wilson shares new swimsuit pic, inspirational message after 60-pound weight loss

The Pandemic Hit Cities Hard. And Then There’s Washington, D.C. - The Wall Street Journal

South Korean president wants his country to outlaw eating dog meat - New York Post

‘SNL’ Season 47: Beck Bennett and Lauren Holt Exit; Pete Davidson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant and Cecily - TheWrap