Squidward's Journal

California late start law aims to make school less of a yawn

Travis Barker's daughter, Alabama, shares latest update on Blink-182 rocker's health

Justice Thomas cites debunked claim that Covid vaccines are made with cells from 'aborted children'

Cornell University removes Gettysburg Address, Lincoln bust from library after alleged complaint

Jackson becomes first Black woman on Supreme Court

Chinese father breaks down after son he tutored daily for a year scores a 6/100 on math exam

Football hero's killer can't be re-tried for murder

Travis Barker reportedly hospitalized with pancreatitis after a colonoscopy. Gastroenterologists say it's extremely rare.

Alex Murdaugh charged in money laundering and drug scheme

Wendy Williams Says She Can Only Feel 5% Of Her Feet, Shows Her Lymphedema In Interview

Trooper crawls into drainage pipe to rescue missing dog

A Stanford grad spent $68,000 building an off-the-grid tiny house in the Malaysian jungle. Take a look at how she did it.

Man, 19, allegedly threatened mass shooting at Amazon facility, called Uvalde shooter ‘an idol’

Biological daughter of 'Jane Roe' slams Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, saying it has been 'too many times' that a woman's choice 'has been decided for her by others'

Ukraine has lost more troops during the Russian invasion than there are infantry in the British army, defense expert says

'The View': Whoopi Goldberg Sends Warning To Clarence Thomas Amid Roe Rollback: 'He Better Hope That They Don't Come For You' With Loving

Marching band dives for safety, officer slams into car to stop driver who stormed parade route

‘You’re disgusting!’: Prince William shouts at photographer who ‘stalked’ his children

Marching band dives for safety, officer slams into car to stop driver who stormed parade route

Entire Amtrak Train ‘Topples Over’ in Missouri Derailment

Removed South Dakota AG presses ethics case against Noem

Leaked Audio: GOP Candidate Says She Doubts Rape Victims Get Pregnant

A 757-acre Scottish island that comes with a mansion and a whale skeleton nicknamed 'Bony Dick' is on sale for just over $2 million

LIV Golf heads to Oregon, where local officials aren't happy

Patrick, Brittany Mahomes used squirt guns for gender reveal. Then he jumped in a pool

Truck Driver Rams Into Abortion Rights Demonstrators At Roe Rally In Iowa

USS Samuel B Roberts: World's deepest shipwreck discovered

Grand Canyon won't seek volunteers to kill bison this fall

DeSantis signs nearly 3 dozen bills, including banning smoking and giving grandparents more rights

'Biblical' insect swarms spur Oregon push to fight pests

Serena Williams puts 'Out of office' on for Wimbledon return

L.A. Affairs: My boyfriend was planning to visit me. Then I discovered his big secret

Asian US Navy veteran knocked out in LA Koreatown attack to press charges if assailant is caught

Are Joe Manchin and Susan Collins Stupid—or Do They Just Think We Are?

Seven accusers write to Ghislaine Maxwell's sentencing judge

Lead plaintiff in case that made same-sex marriage legal slams Justice Thomas' call for the case to be reconsidered: 'If you want to see an error in judgment, look in the mirror'

Pilots in line for big raises amid global travel disruptions

Stephen Colbert Flags Hilarious Text That 'Jumped Out' From Jan. 6 Hearing

Duck sauce suspect charged with murder of Chinese food delivery worker raises $500K bail

Judge finalizes jury verdict in Johnny Depp's trial, requiring Amber Heard to pay him millions of dollars

‘Cuteness overload’: See abandoned kittens take over a sheriff’s office in Florida

Gloria Estefan Shades Jennifer Lopez Over Super Bowl Halftime Comments

In Boebert's District, as Elsewhere, Democrats Surge into GOP Primary

A seafood restaurant in Alabama is closing down because it cannot find enough cooks

Is Steph Curry already a lock for top 10 all-time NBA player?

Why Are Hundreds of Grand Canyon Tourists Suddenly Getting Sick?

Women for Trump co-founder and Jan. 6 rally organizer: Trump is ‘disconnected from the base’

Massive blackout hits Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula

Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall Are Calling It Quits, Report Says

Westminster Dog Show welcomes two new dog breeds to competition

Video shows Florida cop telling a Black man he pulled over for not wearing a seat belt 'this is how you guys get killed out here'

Arizona Republican calls push to overturn 2020 'juvenile'

Logan Paul reveals Dwayne Johnson cut ties with him after 2017 ‘Suicide Forest’ incident

Kasich says 'even clowns were embarrassed' by Texas GOP convention that included declaration that Biden 'was not legitimately elected' and called homosexuality an 'abnormal lifestyle choice'

A couple getting married in St. Lucia share the biggest lessons they've learned from planning a destination wedding

'It always wins': North Korea may declare COVID-19 victory

The Jumbo Floating Restaurant in Hong Kong capsizes at sea

Florida woman charged with hate crimes, held on $20,000 bail for anti-Asian pepper spray attack

Rep. Adam Schiff said the January 6 panel will reveal evidence showing Trump was involved in the scheme to appoint fake electors

Coach Butch Thompson says 7 or 8 Auburn baseball players 'on the toilet too much' at CWS

American Airlines ending service to three cities due to pilot shortage

Cambodian fisherman catches world's largest recorded freshwater fish

Ukrainian troops are deserting battle and Russian troops have 'troubled' morale as the war is expected to last years, NATO chief says

Trump Posts Fake Video Of Him Hitting Biden In The Head With Golf Ball

Arizona fires sweep land rich with ancient sites, artifacts

FDNY: Man killed by falling tree on Biltmore Estate was a veteran NYC firefighter

Two NC police officers on administrative leave after man dies while being restrained

Kinzinger says 'there is violence in the future' after receiving mailed threat to 'execute' him, his wife, and 5-month-old baby

Former White House aide says she heard Trump in private blurt out 'Can you believe I lost to this guy?' while watching Biden on TV

Georgia prisoner sentenced to die in guard killings

A look at the role Christian nationalism played in the Jan. 6 attack

I stayed at Pablo Escobar's former mansion in Tulum, and everything from the food to the underground pool blew me away

Building anger in rural New Mexico erupts in election crisis

Tom Hanks Lost His Temper And Swore At A Crowd Of Fans After His Wife Rita Wilson Was Tripped And Everyone Is In Shock

US Harpoon missiles destroyed a heavily-armed Russian vessel in the Black Sea, say Ukraine's military

Ford announced plans to open a plant near a Tenn. Black town. Then the state took over the town.

Georgia man gets four life sentences plus 110 years for raping, molesting Macon girl

Raging William Is ‘in Mourning’ Over Ruined Relationship With Harry, New Report Claims

House Democrat calls for Clarence Thomas to resign following report of wife’s email with Eastman

Gov. Ron DeSantis clashes with Biden White House over decision that Florida won't order vaccines for children under 5

Savannah Guthrie’s Appalling Amber Heard Interview

GOP Congressman Deletes Unbelievably Dumb Post About CNN

World War II veteran reflects on meeting Patton, getting 'chewed out' on 100th birthday

Nipsey Hussle's last moments detailed as murder trial opens

Boy George flies into rage over BA letting Victoria Beckham leave plane first

9-year-old girl ‘executed’ by mom’s ex-boyfriend during argument, Texas police say

'It's not tolerable anymore': Southwest residents endure more severe heat waves thanks to climate change

‘The biggest I’ve seen in the wild’: See man get charged by alligator at Florida park

Video shows flooding from Yellowstone River in Montana

Sig Sauer is sued over pistol critics say goes off by itself

Video of kneeling 12-year-old girl slapped in the face over 20 times by teens goes viral in Hong Kong

Backpackers stranded after historic flooding in Montana

Navy fires five officers in less than a week

‘Let’s Go Brandon,’ the coded profanity aimed at Biden, helps a little Black boy with autism tackle his fears

House Republicans say January 6 committee's TV ratings prove that Americans have 'moved on' from the deadly Capitol riot even though 20 million people tuned in

Tyler Perry says Will Smith was 'triggered' before slapping Chris Rock at Oscars, was 'devastated' after

Pro-Trump Candidate Calls for Executing Parents of LGBTQ+ Kids

Arnold Schwarzenegger slams Europe for Russian oil imports 'financing war' in Ukraine

Ozzy Osbourne’s family visits him at hospital as details of 'major operation' revealed

Charlotte Hornets player faces felony drug charges after traffic stop

I let an interior designer critique my 2-bedroom apartment. Here's how she'd make it look bigger and tidier.

Ex-AG Bill Barr testified there's an 'obvious explanation' why other Pennsylvania Republicans fared better than Trump in 2020, and it wasn't voter fraud

Not just peanut butter: These 8 brands are now included in the Jif salmonella recall

Jan. 6 hearing: Former U.S. attorney B.J. Pak debunks Giuliani's 'smoking gun' election fraud allegation

In Jan. 6 cases, 1 judge stands out as the toughest punisher

What US Navy recruits go through in their 10-week boot camp