Squidward's Journal

Tracking the first winter storm of 2023

George Santos Names Another Well-Known Liar As His Inspiration In Old Clip

Did we get Egyptian mummification totally wrong? It might have nothing to do with preserving the body after death, experts say.

Biden makes 1st public appearances during St. Croix vacation

‘OUR CITY IS IN PERIL’: Portland business owners demand more action as criminals ‘wreak havoc’

Who is Bryan Kohberger? What we know about suspect in the University of Idaho homicides

Teen Sold into Sex Slavery After Facebook Did Nothing for 24 Hours

He was being pulled over in Florida. Then his passenger threw out a cigar, police say

'Wheel of Fortune' fans outraged over Pat Sajak's comment about daughter Maggie: 'Nepotism at its best'

Judge: Gun-waving lawyer shouldn't get guns or money back

Santos scandal crashes into McCarthy speakership battle

More Outrageous George Santos Lies Revealed: Report

Trump told aides to say he'd 'make many calls and have many meetings' after discovering weeks before he left office that his schedule was partly public, ex-aide says

Think those bags are recyclable? California says think again

These were the top baby names in America 50 years ago: See if yours made the list

Family files missing persons report for Theophilus London

Massachusetts' anti-Trump GOP governor ends time in office

Mexico's president asks residents to reject drug gang gifts

Biden doesn’t trust some Secret Service, doesn’t believe ‘details’ of dog biting incident: report

My mother-in-law says I stole her son and treats my daughter like trash. Should I just leave?

'Hang tight!" Police officer dodges truck skidding into patrol car along an icy highway.

Patrick Shyu sparks debate after calling out 'Merry Christmas' as 'highly offensive'

High school teacher molested, harassed student for years at school, Louisiana cops say

Hearing delayed for ex-DA charged in wake of Arbery killing

Joan Collins, 89, poses in swimsuit in holiday celebration with husband Percy Gibson, 57

Bill of the Month: Woman mistakenly charged for shoulder surgery she never had

Buffalo Bills players dig out cars buried in snow

Browns' Garrett benched for start vs Saints for discipline

22-year-old apprentice lineworker dies restoring power after storm, Ohio company says

Storms strand thousands at San Diego airport

Israeli air force veterans say incoming government a danger

Kari Lake's bombshell goes pffft

My family of 5 booked an interior cabin and an ocean-view room on a Carnival cruise. Here's how they compared.

California 19-year-old arrested in bogus parking ticket scam

The Kardashians' annual Christmas Eve party is extravagant and full of celebrities

Christmas miracle: Russian MiG on fire in Belarus

Rock stars: how a group of scientists in South Africa rescued a rare 500kg chunk of human history

Why doctors are urging caution about a plastic surgery trend

Kari Lake loses her lawsuit. Now it's time for her to offer Arizona a gift

Model Lottie Moss said she was called 'ham and cheese sandwich girl' by her modeling agents on set

I live with my cat in a 388-square-foot tiny home in a national forest. Here's what it's really like.

Pelé's family gathers at hospital in Sao Paulo

Rep. Zoe Lofgren crashed Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio's January 6 deposition to ask why he called her the C-word on Telegram

Brooke Burke is a sexy Santa on the beach in Malibu

George Santos breaks silence amid mounting allegations he misrepresented his résumé

Judge orders Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to submit to paternity test

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was the lone Democrat in Congress to oppose the $1.7 trillion federal spending bill

Tucker Carlson Has A Total Meltdown About Zelenskyy's Speech To Congress

Why it costs $1 million a day to run one of the world's biggest cruise ships

Kari Lake trial to be Arizona governor lacks day 1 shockers

Former federal Judge Luttig says Rep. Cheney will end Trump's political career — he won't end hers

Tucker Carlson Has A Total Meltdown About Zelenskyy's Speech To Congress

5 things NOT to do at home during the Arctic freeze

Homeless people ask court to stop San Francisco tent sweeps

House for sale in Las Vegas has some on Twitter saying ‘nope.’ Take a look and see why

Google's management has reportedly issued a 'code red' amid the rising popularity of the ChatGPT AI

Twitter Users Slam Donald Trump Jr. For Calling Volodymyr Zelenskyy A 'Welfare Queen'

Sexual assault charges filed against Texas delivery man accused of killing 7-year-old girl

John Mayer explains why he doesn’t ‘date that much’ after quitting drinking 6 years ago

Millions to lose Medicaid coverage under Congress' plan

Purdue University chancellor faces growing pressure to resign over racist joke

I tried 12 famous red sauces, and the major brands couldn't compete with the specialty jars

Woman shares the 'passive aggressive' Christmas card she says her mother sent to 500 people the year she got divorced, outlining the nitty-gritty details of her breakup

I'm a former flight attendant. Here are 12 ways passengers ruin their experience on long-haul flights.

Air Force grounds entire B-2 fleet after emergency landing

Jan. 6 Committee Says Donald Trump Associates Tried To Bribe Witnesses

'Stressful time' ahead: Simu Liu prepares to meet parents of new girlfriend Allison Hsu

House Jan. 6 committee recommends criminal charges against Trump

The 'Immaculate Reception' still lifts spirits

Part of haul from 2019 German museum jewelry heist recovered

Trump rages against the 'Thugs and Scoundrels' of the House January 6 committee on Truth Social ahead of the panel's likely criminal referrals to DOJ

Twitter Roasts Elon Musk For Posting His Location At The World Cup

Strange reports have claimed humans spontaneously burst into flames, but science can explain how bodies sometimes act like a candle wick

Biden marks 50th anniversary of death of wife, daughter

Kadyrov addresses Muslims around the world in Chinese

A Powerful Recoil Effect Magnified NASA’s Asteroid Deflection Experiment

Pilot ejects from fighter jet in Texas in failed landing

Duke and Duchess of Sussex release 'holiday' card with no mention of Christmas

Brad Pitt Finally Discussed The Controversial Kiss That Margot Robbie Snuck Into The “Babylon” Script Because She Thought The “Opportunity Might Never Come Up Again”

Whole divisions of Russian Army surrender, Ukrainian website "Hochu Zhit" was used by over one million people

Iran authorities arrest actress of Oscar-winning movie

New York Post Tears Into 'Con Artist' Donald Trump... Again

Liz Hurley denies rumour she took the Duke of Sussex’s virginity

Elon Musk suspends journalists from CNN, Washington Post and other outlets from Twitter

Donald Trump's 'Major Announcement' Is The Dumbest Thing Ever

Trump asks for — and receives — a 45-day extension for disclosing his personal finances

EXPLAINER: What can the Patriot missile do for Ukraine?

Indian PhD student finds simple solution to puzzle that's baffled scholars since 5th century BC

Baby June was found floating 4 years ago. Florida cops tell how they solved the mystery

HBCU Student Arrested For 'Not Apologizing' To White Professor After Classroom Argument

Lengthy prison terms for 3 who aided Whitmer kidnap plotter

Boehner becomes emotional during tribute to Pelosi

Iranian hard-liner suggests closing key strait over protests

Archaeologists discovered a Medieval shipwreck in near perfect condition at the bottom of Norway's largest lake

Aubrey Plaza says she had a 'terrifying' experience in Sicily while high on mushrooms with 'White Lotus' costar Meghann Fahy

Aviation startup picks engine designer for supersonic plane

Colorado hotel suspends workers after legendary comic Mark Curry accuses them of racial profiling

Idaho murders: Floor plan shows house where 4 college students were mysteriously killed one month ago

Trump says he turned down deal to release Paul Whelan