Squidward's Journal

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy says he wants to 'shut down the FBI' and replace it with something that sounds a lot like the FBI

TikToker says the 2 women who mocked her for taking photos at a baseball game apologized after being labeled 'mean girls'

NYC partly shutters 4 parking garages after deadly collapse

Living in your walls and immune to poison, a plague of super rats is taking over our homes

Woman clinging to log in Zion National Park river had no pulse when rescued, rangers say

Trump Lawyer’s Shameful Cross-Examination of E. Jean Carroll

China's Mars rover finds signs of recent water in sand dunes

E. Jean Carroll Schools Trump's Lawyer Over Victim-Blaming Rape Question

Report: FAA overruled engineers, let Boeing Max keep flying

With Mike Pence's testimony, Jack Smith's Jan. 6 investigation of Donald Trump picks up steam

Report: FAA overruled engineers, let Boeing Max keep flying

A Montana lawmaker suggested she’d rather risk her child’s suicide than let her transition

Alito says he has ‘pretty good idea’ of the identity of Dobbs decision leaker

Biden commutes sentences of 31 convicted of drug crimes

Viral video of Italian students mocking Asian family on Milan train prompts university statements

Video: Coachella road rage victim confronts aggressive drivers

Nebraska Republican: ‘No One’s Forcing Anyone to Be Pregnant'

Glen River Dam experiment hopes to improve drought conditions on the Colorado River

Indiana elementary school employees charged after special needs student allegedly forced to eat his own vomit

Biden answers questions for kids during Take Your Child to Work Day event at White House

John Mulaney lived in Jimmy Kimmel's guest house when he was 'between lives' after rehab. Kimmel joked that 'it was like we'd adopted a son.'

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Responded After She Was Called Out For The "Obscene Display Of Wealth" On Her 44th Birthday

Lincoln Project Gives Tucker Carlson The Tribute He Deserves

Elizabeth Holmes delays going to prison with another appeal

23 Rubber Band "Hacks" That I'm Kicking Myself For Not Knowing Earlier

John Oliver, Joe Rogan slam Budweiser ad amid Dylan Mulvaney, Bud Light backlash

Taliban kill mastermind of suicide bombing at Kabul airport

Florida's killer clown case finally ends with plea deal

President Kamala Harris should terrify us all

Driver in fatal Uber autonomous crash set for June trial

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Responded After She Was Called Out For The "Obscene Display Of Wealth" On Her 44th Birthday

High-flow experiment at the Grand Canyon aims to help Colorado River

A woman spent $9,000 for veneers only for them to fall off within 24 hours — and she wants to warn others about the irreversible procedure

Bystander saved a little girl in a Florida Keys resort pool. Mom was partying, cops say

Lukas Gage & Chris Appleton Reportedly Just Got Married

Giant SpaceX rocket leaves crater, serious damage at Texas base

Ken Potts, one of last 2 USS Arizona survivors, dies at 102

17 Absolutely Wild Wedding Day Stories From Wedding Professionals That Made My Jaw Drop

'This was supposed to be our forever home': 2 Utah houses slide down a cliff months after residents were forced to evacuate

I spent $7,000 on a first-class Emirates flight from Dubai to Korea and was pampered with an airport chauffeur, a lie-flat bed, and an in-flight shower

18 northern US states will be able to see the northern lights tonight. Here's where.

A California journalist documents the far-right takeover of her town: ‘We’re a test case’

Montana Republicans Vote to Stop Their First Trans Colleague from Speaking, Ever

Nikki Haley rips Newsweek for question about her dress at daughter’s wedding

Stranded beachgoer uses her dying phone in last-minute call for help from California’s rising tide

Parents petition MIT to revoke admission of S. Korean minister’s daughter

This could be why your hair turns gray — and other health stories you may have missed

Meghan Wrote to Charles Identifying the ‘Royal Racist’

Texan princess evicted from Rome villa, Caravaggio stays

Poll: How do Americans feel about a Trump-Biden rematch? ‘Exhaustion’ tops the list.

'This is the last straw': Jackson advocates plan to fight new Miss. law creating unelected court system

She checked into the ER and was discharged. Then she got in her car, Florida cops say

I’m a plumber — here’s 1 thing I’d never flush that clogs my clients’ toilets

The F-35 is becoming the most popular fighter jet among NATO militaries — with one 'baffling' exception

Student files federal complaint over harassment of service dog at Michigan school

Armed robber posing as delivery person has home invasion attempt repelled in Connecticut

Parking garage collapses in NYC, killing 1; 5 injured

Man accuses another dad of having an affair, breaks ‘every bone in his face,’ cops say

A Southwest Airlines pilot bought an airplane catering truck for $3,300. He spent 7 months turning it into a mobile tiny home — see how he did it.

Clarence Thomas inspires pizza chain promo deal that made 'every pie on sale, just like' the Supreme Court Justice following report he accepted vacations from GOP donor

Anti-Abortion Activist on 10-Year-Old Rape Victim: ‘A Woman’s Body Is Designed to Carry Life’

GOP-led committee strikes Marjorie Taylor Greene's 'liar' comment to Mayorkas from record

'Race to the Bottom' West Coast Legal Pot Is Struggling

Stephen Colbert Roasts Clarence Thomas' Relationship to Billionaire GOP Donor

Monster fish reeled in by angler may be biggest ever caught in Tennessee. Take a look

Employees blindsided as fast-food chain suddenly closes all its Wichita-area restaurants

3 Black girls were found dead last year in a Texas pond. Police have made no arrests.

Ex-Member of Menudo Says He Was Raped by Father of the Menendez Brothers

Poland building electronic barrier on border with Russia

Titan Casket's online sales disrupting funeral industry

People Are Sharing The Most Shocking/Offensive/Upsetting Wedding Vows They've Ever Heard, And My Sincerest Apologies To Anyone Who Had To Witness These

Russian Foreign Minister speaks of "ending war as fast as possible"

I was diagnosed with stiff person syndrome after my kids' dad died. I will survive this disease to be here for them.

"I Never, Ever Want To Buy A House": People Are Sharing Why They Prefer To Rent Vs. Buy, And The Reasons Go Far Beyond Cost

"She Doesn't Care Who Has To Die, So She Can Go To The Gym Unrestricted": People Are Sharing The Breaking Point For Their Most Infuriating Friendships

People Are Revealing The Horrible Ways They Discovered Their Partner Was Cheating, And It's Such A Mess

A Canadian woman has one month to get rid of more than 130,000 vintage chocolate bars — but is struggling to give them away before the expiration date

A couple ditched NYC to renovate a $175,000 schoolhouse in their Indiana hometown. It's over 100 years old, but will soon be a spacious, modern 4-bed family house.

A 9-hour drive in Toyota's new electric SUV showed me how brutal EV road trips can be with the wrong car

Son gets life in drive-thru hit that killed mob-linked dad

I moved from the US to South Africa. Here are 11 big differences between grocery shopping in both countries.

California man wore armor in hostage killing, report says

Trump lawyer recuses himself from classified documents case: report

Baldelli ejected, German stays in game after ump check

Video shows older man beaten in Dodger Stadium parking lot after Elton John concert

Burger King is closing 27 more locations across the US. See the full list.

Elusive creature last spotted in Oregon mountains in 1969 seen scurrying across highway

"Could You Tell Him To Keep His ****ing Leg In His Own ****ing Seat?" — This Man Got Absolutely Eviscerated For Manspreading On A Cramped Flight, And Women Everywhere Feel Vindicated

Cash App founder, murder suspect were out with friends, clashed before killing, source says

Washington woman makes 'shocking' discovery after purchasing $3.99 urn at Goodwill

Clarence Thomas sold his childhood home to GOP donor Harlan Crow and never disclosed it. The justice's 94-year-old mom still lives there: ProPublica

The Supreme Court just ruled that $6 billion in student-loan forgiveness for 200,000 borrowers can move forward

‘The First Slide Ate the Girls Up Alone’: Lori Harvey’s Photo Dump with Damson Idris Has Fans Mesmerized By Her Snatched Figure

Former 'SNL' star Victoria Jackson adds her rant to anti-LGBTQ sentiment in Tennessee

Michigan man searches for answers after dolls take over his mailbox: 'We've decided to live here'

Tyronn Lue Says He’s Sent A Monthly Check To His Mom And Grandma For Over 25 Years — ‘They Ain’t Work Another Day Of Their Life’

Rep. Jamaal Bowman calls on Biden to take unilateral action on guns: 'If it goes to the courts for a fight, so be it'

‘Complete Humiliation’: Tucker Carlson Mocked For Bending The Knee To Trump

Police rescuing ‘dog’ struggling in river discover it was something else entirely

Florida executions: How death row inmates spend their last day

A man picked up a chair from Facebook Marketplace for $50 — now Sotheby's says it could be worth $50,000

Ed Sheeran surprised a New York City subway singer performing his song and gave the man tickets to his show

Brooke Shields Revealed “The Blue Lagoon” Director Reached Out To Her After She Claimed In Her New Documentary That He “Wanted To Sell” Her “Sexual Awakening” When She Was 14

Whole Foods in Downtown San Francisco Closes Due to Spiraling Crime

Strange-looking bird didn’t move for three days. Then PA rescuers got a surprise