Squidward's Journal

What to do if a rattlesnake bites you and you don’t have cell service on a California hike

Bernie Sanders vows to vote against Biden and McCarthy's 'totally unnecessary' debt-ceiling deal, saying that the best thing about the bill is 'it could have been much worse'

No kidding: California overtime law threatens use of grazing goats to prevent wildfires

Bud Light Announces New Initiative With LGBTQ+ Business Owners Despite Boycott, Loss of Sales

Ukraine's Defence Ministry explains why Russia has put top Ukrainian commanders on wanted list

Video shows cockpit of US reconnaissance plane rattling as Chinese fighter jet cuts in front of it

New Mexico man charged in cold case: 'I needed to confess'

BLM donated just around 30 percent of its nearly $87M in recent cash to other charitable foundations

TikTok reacts to news that racist woman who attacked Asian family during road rage incident in California is actually part Asian herself

At 34, Jon has incurable bowel cancer – all because the NHS turned into a Covid-only service

One of these Vietnam War POWs spent 10 months in a ‘tiger cage.’ What happened to the other was even worse

Sign using homophobic slur in front of Tallahassee business draws criticism

A Trump spokeswoman mocked Pete Buttigieg's military service in a Memorial Day weekend spat with Ron DeSantis

Donald Trump Jr. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Launch Gross New Attacks On Ron DeSantis

GA man puts victim in chokehold, body slams him in Marco’s Pizza parking lot, police say

Escaped Ohio prison inmate Bradley Gillespie found dead in Ohio River

New Hampshire GOP Gov. Chris Sununu says any Republican in the presidential race who isn't 'hitting Donald Trump hard right now' is 'doing the entire party a disservice'

The highest-paying degree in America is in a field with only 100,000 jobs that pay six-figures

Why are so many Republicans challenging Trump in 2024 presidential bid?

Russia condemns U.S. Senator Graham's comments on the death of Russians

President attends 2nd grandchild's graduation as daughter of Biden's late son leaves high school

DeSantis is attacking Trump directly now, accusing the former president of 'going left' on key issues and calling him 'a different guy' compared to 2016

President of Belarus hospitalised after meeting with Putin

Canada issues grim U.S. travel advisory amid mass shootings: 'Risk of being in the wrong place at the wrong time'

A TikToker says she confronted a man on a plane after she saw him call her a 'big Black woman' and complain about having to sit next to her in texts to friends

Warren Buffett slammed the last debt-ceiling crisis as a stupid waste of time - and called for the government's borrowing limit to be removed

Second attack on Russians in Berdiansk in one day, there are "a lot of killed"

Donald Trump Jr. Accidentally Insults His Dad In Botched Attempt To Dis DeSantis

Scammers using text messages to drain bank accounts in new ploy

A House Fell On A Highway, And The Responses Are So Dumb But So Funny

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s mistress at heart of allegations in impeachment papers

Why Japan’s Private Lunar Lander Crashed on Moon

Meta's layoffs leave some ex-employees feeling 'better about being done'

Unarmed Russian general storms empty street in Belgorod Oblast – video

Model faces backlash for video of Filipino nanny returning home after 30 years of working for her family

Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics: Don’t give ‘one single vote’ to DeSantis

Model faces backlash for video of Filipino nanny returning home after 30 years of working for her family

Exclusive-Slimmed-down U.S. debt ceiling deal takes shape -sources

Pegasus spyware found on phones of Mexican president's close ally

Nikki Haley’s Go-To Anti-Trans Joke Bombs in New Hampshire

Greene says ‘no one is concerned’ about debt default in Republican conference

Taipei restaurant introduces ramen dish topped with giant isopod

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

GM Enters Electric Pickup Battle With $40,000 Silverado

Bitter, virtual Trump promises a Manhattan judge he won't harass or attack hush-money witnesses

‘My dignity was stripped away’: Woman attacked by 2 separate suspects in California train

Bud Light sales continue to go flat

Step-daughter of bestselling author and her three dogs killed by high and drunk Audi driver

E. Jean Carroll seeks new damages from Trump over post-verdict statements

Newly released video shows police officer clinging onto fleeing car during 2021 incident

Prosecutors say Fetty Wap made $5 million with his music and he didn't need to traffic drugs to supplement it

Deputy accused of neglect in Fla. shooting speaks

Massive Nigeria refinery aims to end fuel shortages

Greece's ruling Conservatives win parliamentary vote

On GPS: ‘There is no rule of law’ in Pakistan

ICC members 'deeply concerned' by Russia's decision to put prosecutor on wanted list

On GPS: ‘There is no rule of law’ in Pakistan

Drone footage shows scale of Italy's flooded towns

GOP Sen: Trump can’t win 2024 general election

I did 70 bear squats every day for a week — here’s what happened to my quads

Ukraine Situation Report: Russia Gains In Bakhmut, Talk Of Imminent Fall Swirls

Why top Trump allies like Roger Stone are using apocalyptic religious rhetoric

Police body cam shows New Mexico mass shooting

There has been another shark attack in the Florida Keys. This one was different

Popeyes shut down a store after teenage workers said they were asked to skip school and do late weeknight shifts

Did Jeff Bezos put a sculpture of his girlfriend on the bow of his new $500 million megayacht? You be the judge.

Dubai's next big thing? Perhaps a $5 billion man-made 'moon' as the city's real estate market booms

Carole Middleton to face huge life change after 'terrible' Christmas season

College waterski champ Micky Gellar dies at 18

Utah kids' book author accused in husband's killing changed life insurance policies, prosecutors say

See the dramatic moment a falcon snatched a puffin out of the sky. ‘Absolutely nuts’

Reporter Slammed For 'Both Sides' Tweet On Man Who Carries AR-15 At School Bus Stop

The failure of Russia’s Wunderwaffe is game over for Putin

DeSantis Officially Enters the ‘Find Out’ Phase of His War With Disney

2 Patriot system components damaged in Russian attack – CNN

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces impeachment articles against President Biden: 'Unfit to serve'

YouTube Is About to Make a Big Change Viewers Are Going to Absolutely Despise

GOP Congressman Manhandles Protester During Boebert Event

Grocery store employee sues Rudy Giuliani for $2 million, saying the ex-mayor lied to cops to put him in jail

Snowmelt causing concerns for flooding at Yosemite National Park

President of Ecuador dissolves National Assembly

Freshman Democrat Hits Republicans With 2 Painful Truths In House Hearing On Crime

Harry, Meghan in 'near catastrophic' paparazzi chase

AP Sources: Unknown man slipped undetected inside the home of White House official

Kidnapped girl found after six years as shop owner recognises her from Netflix documentary

Pilot explains what happens when a laser is shined at an airplane: ‘This is why I just wave to planes’

Disney is poised to play the spoiler as DeSantis signs new bill defunding DEI at Florida colleges

Former U.S. Special Forces Soldier Is Killed in Ukraine

Tank assault didn’t work for Putin. Zelensky’s armoured fist will hit much harder

Berkshire Hathaway portfolio, Beam Global, Tesla: Stocks moving in after hours

Baghdad repairs kindle guarded optimism

Elon Musk loses bid to end SEC 'muzzle' over tweets

Cargo from Nazi ship sunk by America during WWII is washing up on Texas beaches

With barbed wire and warnings, migrants stopped at US-Mexico border

Newsmax Panel Debate Over Jordan Neely Killing Causes Tempers to Flare: ‘If Someone Looks at Me Wrong… Should I Kill Them?’

Stained glass window shows Jesus Christ with dark skin, stirring questions about race in New England

Gaza Residences Flattened by Israeli Airstrikes

Law school graduates turn their backs on Adams during commencement address

El Salvador claims zero murders committed for a year after gang crackdown