Squidward's Journal

DINKs make an average salary of $138,000/year — nearly 7% more than dual-income couples with kids — but they’re less likely to own a home. Here’s why and what it means

Customer Sues After Jack in the Box Employee Shoots at Him

Disney, DeSantis legal fights ratchet up as company demands documents from Florida governor

Trump suggests bizarre plan to keep forests damp to prevent wildfires in California

Missouri high school teacher is put on leave after school officials discover her page on porn site

'Sadistic' doctor at prominent hospital sexually abused dozens of patients, got away with it: lawsuit

Couple Sues After B-Day Trip to Disney World Is Ruined by ‘Painful Wedgie’

Latest fight in the Alex Murdaugh case is over who controls the convicted murderer's assets

Parole has been denied again for a woman serving 15 years in prison for fatally stabbing her abuser

Judge rules Donald Trump defrauded banks, insurers while building real estate empire

Texas Walmart shooter agrees to pay more than $5M to families over 2019 racist attack

Trump appears to blame the wrong Bush brother for Iraq war in latest gaffe

Fact Check: Bill Gates Is Purchasing Burned-Up Lots in Maui for 'Pennies on the Dollar'?

PA trooper arrested after allegedly falsely committing ex-girlfriend to mental health facility

Menendez says the cash found in his home was from his 'personal savings account' which he kept for 'emergencies' due to his family 'facing confiscation in Cuba'

'Amazon better pay attention': UPS CEO says delivery drivers will earn $170K annually in newly ratified 'historic' contract — but this worker says that's 'a bit of an exaggeration'

The Biden administration is poised to allow Israeli citizens to travel to the US without a US visa

A video appearing to show a Russian Lancet drone striking a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter at its base suggests the small drones can now hit targets far further away

‘A natural desire to diversify': Janet Yellen says Americans should anticipate a decline in the USD as the world's reserve currency — what you need to know and how to prepare

Wife of South Carolina Republican congressman files for divorce, alleges 'extramarital' affair

San Jose Vietnamese restaurant's 'automatic 18% service charge’ for solo diner goes viral

13-foot alligator spotted with human remains in its mouth in Florida canal

DeSantis fires back at ‘out of touch’ hosts of ‘The View': 'Won't be paying for their 9th booster'

Dallas mayor switches parties, making the city the nation's largest with a GOP mayor

Caught on tape: Filipino airport officer stuffs money stolen from passenger into her mouth

McCarthy vows to strip Ukraine money from Pentagon bill after Greene ‘no’ vote

Outrage Grows as Rabbis Who Admitted to Recklessly Starting Deadly Nursing Home Fire Avoid Jail Time: ‘Horrendous Act’

Jury fails to reach verdict after brutal attack on 68-year-old Asian jewelry store owner

How to Tell If You Have a Brown Recluse Spider Bite—And How to Treat It

'The Country Was Thriving': Joe Rogan Says That 'More Things Were Getting Done' When Donald Trump Was President — Unemployment Was Down, Regulations Relaxed. Is He Right?

Shaquille O’Neal Invested In Google ‘By Accident’ Then Learned He Hit The Jackpot While Reading A Newspaper

Fact check: Jim Jordan makes false claims about Trump, Hunter Biden to begin hearing on handling of the federal cases against them

Shelter Shares Comforting Response to Owner Who Left Cats at Rescue with Note Asking for Help

'Disgusted beyond words': Canadians react after body cam reveals cop laughed at death of Indian woman

Millionaire hedge fund CEO says he mainly hires people with no background in finance and once hiked a worker's pay so he could call him at 1 a.m.

Republicans propose spending $614M in public funds on Milwaukee Brewers' stadium upgrades

Men in ‘frightening’ Nazi uniforms clash with locals at 1940s festival

United Airlines becomes third major carrier to disclose it's been affected by suspicious engine parts

Palmdale man, 29, arrested in killing of Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputy Ryan Clinkunbroomer

'Money has no utility to me': Warren Buffett says owning more houses or having a boat means nothing to him — here's 1 thing he values more than money and how you can use it, too

San Jose Mom Loses Arms and Legs After Eating Fish Contaminated with Flesh-Eating Bacteria

'He just said it on air': Weissmann reacts to Trump's TV confession

Mike Pence reacts to Trump's apparent 'confused' comments on Obama, WWII

COVID levels are so high, they’re hovering near 2020’s initial peak, as the WHO urges those at high risk to take any booster they can get their hands on

Watch: Japanese man's jaw-dropping drinking stunt during Twitch star's livestream

'Extraordinarily difficult': Mayor Joe Hogsett requests privacy after wife files for divorce

37 Completely Horrifying Things People Found Out About Their Coworkers

Letter showing Pope Pius XII had detailed information from German Jesuit about Nazi crimes revealed

Beyond boycotts: Bud Light faces a devastating new blow

A sad day for Texas: Acquitting Ken Paxton condones corruption, abuse of power | Opinion

Exclusive-A close encounter with the 'alien bodies' in Mexico

Lottery player scores lucky ticket at Publix in Florida. Prize left him ‘trembling’

Jared Kushner's Father Just Made This Shady Financial Move That Has Everyone Questioning His Pardon From Donald Trump

GM CEO Twists Herself Into Pretzel Trying to Defend Outlandish Salary

Russia's Lavrov says situation has changed since North Korea was hit by U.N. sanctions

Bill Clinton and other dignitaries remember Bill Richardson during funeral Mass

She danced with Putin at her wedding. Now the former Austrian foreign minister has moved to Russia

Suspect in the slayings of 4 Idaho college students wants news cameras out of the courtroom

California 'Skittles Ban' Advances to Governor's Desk, Here's What It Means for Consumers

Bob Woodward seeks to end Donald Trump's lawsuit over audiobook

Couple allegedly stole $17,000 in goods from Target

Car drives through Israeli protesters in Tel Aviv

Sea creature with 22-foot wingspan gives rare, belly-up sighting. See ‘amazing’ photos

Danny Masterson’s Accuser Details Alleged Call With Ashton Kutcher the Night His Date Was Murdered in 2001

Car drives through Israeli protesters in Tel Aviv

I watched the newly-public security camera footage from January 6. I saw things I hadn't seen before — including eerie scenes of lawmakers fleeing for their safety on one of the darkest days in American history.

Michael Irvin returns to NFL Network, settles $100 million lawsuit with Marriott after misconduct allegations

Eric Trump Is Coping with Dad Donald's Indictments By Turning To A Divisive Resource

Swiss plane arrives in Spain, without a single suitcase onboard

Angler’s ‘holy grail’ catch could set a new world record. See the monster Texas fish

Tim Scott has one-word response to California bill to punish parents who won't 'affirm' trans kids

The IRS plans to crack down on 1,600 millionaires to collect millions of dollars in back taxes

New York cafe owner accused of sexually assaulting, harassing Asian employees

Powerful explosions rock Ukraine’s Russian-occupied Crimea

COVID booster warning from Florida surgeon general, who advises people not to get new vaccine

Giuliani says Trump is “really, really upset” about Peter Navarro's contempt conviction

A football coach who got job back after Supreme Court ruled he could pray on the field has resigned

Study uncovers disturbing side effect of using microwaves: ‘[This] should be a wake-up call’

Diner Criticizes Mockery Of Joe Biden In 'Fox & Friends' Interview At Iowa Cafe

Trump rips release of Georgia grand jury report

Leah Remini Speaks Out After "Dangerous" Danny Masterson Is Sentenced

‘If You Just Change the Color of the People…’: Attorney for Woman Acquitted of Murder for Killing Carjacker Says She Was Charged Because She Is Black and He Was White

Unconscious Driver Pulled Out From Burning Tractor Trailer

Restaurant in China sparks outrage after patron films how they make orange juice

Witness in Trump documents case reached deal with prosecutors, ex-attorney says

Tropical Storm Lee: Projected path, maps and hurricane tracker

'It's just bragging rights': This finance expert says that once you attain this credit score, there's really 'no benefit' to scoring higher — here are 3 ways to hit that key threshold

US steps toward forcing recall of 52 million air bag inflators that can explode and hurl shrapnel

Japan's top court orders Okinawa to allow a divisive government plan to build US military runways

Putin is developing a sinister new plan for victory

The maximum Social Security benefit is a juicy $4,555 per month — but you need a high salary to get there. Here's how much you must earn, and when you should start collecting

Atlanta flight forced to come back after flyer has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane, pilot says

Christine Baumgartner Moved to an Ultra-Luxurious Montecito Home After Losing Kevin Costner Child Support Battle

Russian Defence Minister makes childish mistake when reporting on "destroyed" Ukrainian tanks

Bill Maher Pushes Back on Joe Rogan: Trump Is a “Crazy Stupid Criminal”

Biden has ‘insecurities’ about being ‘perceived as stupid’: Full Franklin Foer

2 passengers were kicked off an Air Canada flight because they refused to sit in seats covered in puke, fellow traveler says

Russian forces are using car tires to try and protect Tu-95 bombers

Russia's massive brain drain is ravaging the economy - these stunning figures show why it will soon be smaller than Indonesia's

Trump takes huge primary lead as 78pc of Republicans back Capitol riot in new poll

Black parents say their children are being suspended for petty reasons that force them to take off from work and sometimes lose their jobs

America and China’s $574 billion chip war has already scored an ‘extraordinary success beyond anyone’s wild dreams’ for Joe Biden

Ukraine counteroffensive against Russia finally showing signs of progress

Mohamed al-Fayed, ex-Harrods owner whose son died with Princess Diana, dead at 94

Why Trump Is Risking ‘Fines and Even Jail Time’ to Speak Out Against Judge Tanya Chutkan, DA Fani Willis, and AG Letitia James Despite Signing Agreement Not to Lash Out?

Man who escaped Oregon mental health hospital while shackled found stuck in muddy pond