Squidward's Journal

Teen worker punched with brass knuckles in Queens store: NYPD

Chinese yuan deposits in Hong Kong exceed 1 trillion, cementing city's offshore hub role

Russia faces "difficult fight" to retake Ukraine-held area, says top US spy

Highway 74 above Palm Desert closed after crash

Republicans want voters to think Walz lied about his dog. False GOP claims could cause real damage

My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At The 50 Funniest Tweets From The Month

Children's book ignites car seat in North Carolina family's minivan minutes after parking

Former billionaire John Foley says he lost all his money and had to sell 'almost everything' after losing the Peloton CEO job

This former Credit Suisse exec says Americans should ‘never quit’ their jobs if they’re unhappy — do this instead

Elon Musk on Trump’s team isn’t good for Tesla: Investor

College Student Survives Kidnapping at Knifepoint by Boyfriend

Woman in Southern California goes on violent rampage against firefighter, police

Surfer Tackled and Arrested in New Jersey for Not Displaying Beach Tag, Reports Say

Ex-Olympian Daniela Larreal Chirinos Found Dead After She Went Missing For Days

Passenger horrified after man slips her ‘creepy note’ on plane: ‘It was weird’

Ford, General Motors among 221,000 vehicles recalled: Check car recalls here

Stephen Colbert spotted at Chicago hot dog stand ahead of DNC

Convicted mobster 1 of 5 arrested in Chickie's and Pete’s brawl: police

Ukraine gambled on an incursion deep into Russian territory. The bold move changed the battlefield

Police: Amber Alert for 3 children from VB ended in vehicle crash in Maryland

I gave up my dream of being a doctor at a local hospital just one year out of medical school. That decision cost me close to half a million dollars, but it was worth it.

This student was handing out bottles of water to protesters. Minutes later, he was dead

Yikes! Biggest slithering Burmese pythons caught in Florida Python Challenge

Death toll from Uganda rubbish dump collapse reaches 18

Chinese fund manager Zhao Xuejun whisked away as Beijing cracks down on securities sector

Superyacht Owned By Steve Jobs Crashes Into Another Multi-Million-Dollar Ship

Powerful 7.1 earthquake rattles southwestern Japan

Logan Paul's Prime supplier is suing the energy-drink company for $68 million, accusing it of cutting ties as demand cratered

Warren Buffett's Unprecedented $132 Billion Warning to Wall Street Can't Be Ignored Any Longer

CrowdStrike rejects Delta Air Lines claims over flight woes

Mississippi Coast man headed to prison for molesting child during holiday visit

Gigantic Marilyn Monroe statue in Palm Springs will be moved after uproar

Pensacola top stories: Pensacola Bar named one of the best in U.S.

19 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Forgot How To Breathe

Joe Biden's Latest Ding Of Donald Trump Was 'Mic Drop Moment,' Says CNN's Dana Bash

Big truckmakers bet on hydrogen to extend combustion engine life

Families face food insecurity in Republican-led states that turned down federal aid this summer

Judge balks at short sentence in fatal pit bull attack on Tri-Cities business owner

Researchers urge families to make household switch after study finds major health risks tied to common appliance: 'It is crucial'

Deion Sanders' son Shilo accused of trying to 'avoid responsibility' in bankruptcy case

Canadian warship passes through Taiwan Strait, drawing China's ire

Intel plans to cut thousands of jobs to finance recovery, Bloomberg News reports

Fyre Festival 2.0: California music festival-goers struck down by deadly fungus outbreak